I have been having a painful urge to watch The Holiday on repeat until my eyes bleed because I've been staring at a screen for too long. Okay, I'm exaggerating a bit. But when I get home I want to watch the Holiday, before I go to bed, as I'm leaving my apartment, as I'm cleaning, as I'm taking a shower, as I'm climbing Mount Everest, as I'm falling off Mount Everest. The funny thing is, I haven't even watched it, I've just been wanting too.
You still there? K, I wouldn't be. Red Flag #1 that this will be a boring blog post with my Holiday intro.
I am excited for Christmas, the actual Holiday. However, my wallet got stolen the other day so I need to get a new ID. Problem is, I need a social to get an ID, and I got that stolen too, but to get a new social so I can get an ID, I need an ID. WTF is that shit? I need one to have the other, problem is, I have NEITHER. So I'm making a lot of phone calls tomorrow. I am sure I can find a way to get either.
I got a new hair cut, that was a highlight. Pretty different. Trying to go for a new look, clothes and everything. Now I just need new clothes....
I am looking forward t going to Maine! Hopefully I can fucking get there with an ID or a social. It will be nice to be with family and celebrate the holiday with them. Not sure what I am doing for new years yet, but Jen mentioned getting together for something low key. That would be nice, I don't want to be one of those psycho's that wear diapers and wait in times square for the ball to drop. The ball just dropped on your dignity buddy, and a shit just dropped in your diaper. So I'll do something classy. Like go to a strip club.
It's Garrett and I's one year anniversary coming up. We are both trying to save some dough so neither of us are sure what we are going to do. More importantly, Hi 2010, where the fuck did you go? I'm not complaining, this year has been pretty much a gift from hell, but still, it's gone by so fast. I still remember this time last year....
Anways
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ReplyDelete"Watch it while I'm climbing Mount Everest...watch it while I'm falling off of Mount Everest..."
"The ball just dropped on your dignity, and a shit just dropped in your diaper."
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, wanna say, I love the ending, and I'm quoting it, and putting it on my GaGa profile :)
Also, just wanted to let you know that the "word" I had to type in to post the comment above was dangerously close to "Scrotastic." Yes. Say it out loud.
ReplyDeleteThat scrotum is fantastic! Agreed. Totally scrotastic.
And because I verified my enthusiasm for scrotums...those dangly little fuckers...the computer believe I was not a robot trying to spam your blog.